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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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Django Sissoko was a Malian civil servant who was Prime Minister of Mali from December 2012 to September 2013. He was Minister of Justice from 1984 to 1988 and subsequently served twice as Secretary-General of the Presidency, from 1988 to 1991 and from 2008 to 2011. He also served as Ombudsman from 2011 to 2012.
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{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
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